>MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE!!!!!! 
>A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy 
>drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what 
>she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and 
>they asked for a credit card number, so she's using the ATM "thingy". 
>+++++++++++++++++ 
>AND YET ANOTHER ONE !!! 
>I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 
>"Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I 
>should have replaced the battery to this remote door un-locker. 
>Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to 
>a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" 
>"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, 
>just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car 
>keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the 
>door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check 
>about the batteries... it's a long walk." 
>++++++++++++++++ 
>YES... ANOTHER "LIVE ONE!" 
>Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. 
>One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm 
>almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier 
>machine paper," the secretary told him. With that, the intern 
>took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the 
>photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies. 
>++++++++++++++++++ 
>IDIOTS & COMPUTERS 
>My neighbor works in the operations department in the central 
>office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they 
>have problems with their computers. One night he got a call 
>from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: 
>"I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. 
> Do you guys have a fire downtown?" 
>+++++++++++++ 
> IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE 
>I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented 
>that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab 
>partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained 
>to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount 
>of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed. 
>++++++++++++++++ 
>THIS IS TOO FUNNY!! 
>Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing 
>a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a 
>photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in 
>the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they 
>thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie 
>detector" was working, the suspect confessed.