A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. 
 
The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she 
answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang -- but instead 
of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and 
stuck it to my ear." 
 
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened 
to your other ear?" 
 
"The jerk called back!"